Looking for jokes about DRUNKS!!!!

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH... A drunken man walks into abiker bar, sits down at The bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a Corner table. Hegets up, staggers to the table, Leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,biker in The face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house Today and Isaw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!' The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His Buddies areconfused, because he is one bad biker And would fight at the drop of ahat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got It on with yourgrandma and she is good, the best I Ever had!' The biker's buddies arestarting to get really mad But the biker still says nothing. The drunkleans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you somethingelse, boy, your grandma Liked it!' At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk By the shoulders looks him square in the eyes andSays.................... 'Grandpa...... Go home! You're drunk!!!