Friday, October 26, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over WomenThe Late Show with David Letterman
And here we go…
#11 – (Bonus) A gun won’t max out your credit cards and empty your bank account.
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun, and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..
#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Friday, September 28, 2012
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Monday, May 28, 2012
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed!
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female colleague at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the man. The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a colleague telling you your hair smells nice?"
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