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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Looking for Jokes...Mexican Translation

1. *Cheese* - The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a > sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese a fat girl.> >                        2. *Mushroom* - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.> >               3. *Shoulder* - My fren wanted 2 become a cetizen but she didn't know how > to read so I shoulder.> >                 4.  * Texas * - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where > I'm at!> >                5. *Herpes* - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got > herpes.> >               6. *July* - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!> >              7. *Rectum* - I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!> >         8. *Chicken* - I was going 2 to go to the store with my wife but theen I > think chicken go herself.> >                    9. *Wheelchair* - We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry > wheelchair> >                       10. *Chicken* *Wing* - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some > money.> >                   11. *Harassment* - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told > her, "Honey harassment nothing to me."> >                 12. *Bishop* - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.> >                13. *Body wash* - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.> >            14. *Budweiser* - That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face > so ugly?

8 comments:

  1. What do you call a Mexican with no lawn mower? unenployed ...

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  2. Soon America will replace our congress with mexican immigrants. They'll work harder, for cheaper, and they won't complain. Win, Win, Win....

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  3. Will they get the budget under control? Pedro

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  4. No vote romney translation Republicans suck

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  5. 4 out of 3 people think your blog stinks

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  6. Time for some better jokes,Luke e boy!

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