1. *Cheese* - The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a > sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese a fat girl.> > 2. *Mushroom* - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.> > 3. *Shoulder* - My fren wanted 2 become a cetizen but she didn't know how > to read so I shoulder.> > 4. * Texas * - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where > I'm at!> > 5. *Herpes* - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got > herpes.> > 6. *July* - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!> > 7. *Rectum* - I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!> > 8. *Chicken* - I was going 2 to go to the store with my wife but theen I > think chicken go herself.> > 9. *Wheelchair* - We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry > wheelchair> > 10. *Chicken* *Wing* - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some > money.> > 11. *Harassment* - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told > her, "Honey harassment nothing to me."> > 12. *Bishop* - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.> > 13. *Body wash* - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.> > 14. *Budweiser* - That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face > so ugly?
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