Looking for jokes...God and the Biker!

GOD & THE BIKER
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>>>> > A biker was riding on a highway along a California
>>>> beach when suddenly
>>>> > the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
>>>> voice, the Lord
>>>> > said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to
>>>> me in all ways, I will
>>>> > grant you one wish.
>>>> >
>>>> > The biker pulled over and said: "Build a bridge
>>>> to Hawaii so I can
>>>> > ride over anytime I want."
>>>> >
>>>> > The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
>>>> think of the enormous
>>>> > challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
>>>> required would
>>>> > reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
>>>> steel it would take!
>>>> > It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
>>>> can do it, but it
>>>> > is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
>>>> things. Take a
>>>> > little more time and think of something that would
>>>> honor and glorify me."
>>>> >
>>>> > The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he
>>>> said, "Lord, I
>>>> > wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know
>>>> how she feels
>>>> > inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
>>>> silent treatment,
>>>> > why she cries, what she means when she says
>>>> nothing's wrong, and how I
>>>> > can make a woman truly happy."
>>>> >
>>>> > The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on
>>>> that bridge?"
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