> BOOBS VS. WILLIES
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> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
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> 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
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> The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman
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> through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are
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> melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like
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> pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are
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> like onions'. 'Onions?'
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> 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
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> This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter
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> said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are
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> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
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> man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy
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> is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s,
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> it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
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> it is like a Christmas tree'.
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> 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root
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> balls are just for decoration.'
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