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Monday, May 9, 2011

ఒబామా నాట్ యువర్ మామ జోక్స్

Funeral Expenses

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of

Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home

for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and

tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to

get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this

religious country and you would only spend $100?".

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was

buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply

can't take that risk"

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