ఓ please, no more political jokes

THIS JUST IN:

Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.



Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.

In other news ....



We all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of

2 small breasts and 2 large thighs. Now,



KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket."

It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

Just keeping you up to date. Please pass a budget that is ballanced.