Looking for Obama Jokes

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, here was this cop writing out a parking ticket.





I said to him, 'Come on,
man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?





He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'





He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
tires.





So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.'





He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.





Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.





This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more, tickets he wrote.





Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that, said, 'Obama '08.'





I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.





The doctor tells me that it's important for my health!

Looking for Obama jokes!

The OHIO Turnpike will be closed this weekend.





They are shipping in from Pennsylvania to South Dakota a 2000 ton lump of coal, so they can add Obama to Mt. Rushmore.