Looking for Obama Jokes

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, here was this cop writing out a parking ticket.





I said to him, 'Come on,
man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?





He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'





He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
tires.





So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.'





He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.





Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.





This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more, tickets he wrote.





Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that, said, 'Obama '08.'





I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.





The doctor tells me that it's important for my health!