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A woman meets a man in a bar. They
talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..





They get back to
his place, And as he shows her around his
apartment,

She notices that one wall of
his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly
teddy bears.



There are three shelves in the
bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute,

Cuddly
teddy bears carefully placed In rows, covering the entire wall!



It was obvious that he had
taken quite
some time to lovingly arrange them,

And she was immediately touched By the amount of thought he had

put into organizing the display.



There were small bears all
along the
bottom shelf, Medium-sized
bears covering the

length of the middle shelf, And
huge, enormous bears running all
the way along the top shelf.



She found it strange for an obviously
masculine guy To
have such a large collection of

Teddy Bears, She
is quite impressed by his sensitive
side, But
doesn't mention this to him.



They share a bottle of wine and continue
talking and, After
awhile, she finds herself

thinking, 'Oh
my God! Maybe, this guy could
be the one! Maybe
he could be the future

Father of my children?'



She turns to him and kisses him lightly
on the lips. He
responds warmly. They
continue to kiss, the passion builds, And
he romantically lifts her in his
arms and carries her into his bedroom Where
they rip off each other's clothes
and make hot, steamy love.



She is so overwhelmed that she responds
with more passion, More
creativity, more heat than she has
ever known. After
an intense, explosive night of
raw passion with this sensitive guy, They
are lying there together in the
afterglow.



The woman rolls over, gently strokes
his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,
how was it?'



The guy gently smiles at her, Strokes her cheek, Looks
deeply into her eyes,

and says:



'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'