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Monday, March 23, 2009

Looking for another sex joke..BooBs Vs Willies

> BOOBS VS. WILLIES

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> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,

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> 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

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> The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman

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> through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are

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> melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like

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> pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are

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> like onions'. 'Onions?'

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> 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

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> This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter

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> said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are

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> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,

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> man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy

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> is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s,

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> it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,

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> it is like a Christmas tree'.

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> 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root

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> balls are just for decoration.'

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