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FINALLY! SOMETHING WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND!
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> > > FOR CENTURIES, HINDU WOMEN HAVE WORN A DOT ON THEIR FOREHEADS. MOST OF US
> > > HAVE NAIVELY THOUGHT THIS WAS CONNECTED WITH TRADITION OR RELIGION, BUT
> > > THE
> > > INDIAN EMBASSY IN OTTAWA HAS RECENTLY REVEALED THE STORY.
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> > > WHEN A HINDU WOMAN GETS MARRIED, SHE BRINGS A DOWRY INTO THE UNION . ON
> > > HER
> > > WEDDING NIGHT, THE HUSBAND SCRATCHES OFF THE DOT TO SEE WHETHER HE HAS WON
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> > > A
> > > CONVENIENCE STORE, A GAS STATION, A DONUT SHOP, A TAXI CAB OR A MOTEL IN
> > > THE
> > > UNITED STATES. IF NOTHING IS THERE, HE MUST REMAIN IN INDIA TO ANSWER
> > > TELEPHONES AND PROVIDE US WITH TECHNICAL ADVICE.