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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Looking for Jokes..Amish Farmer Vs Muslim

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die
Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the
water.The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"



The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care
to understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"





The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use both hands, you'll get more.

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