Looking for little old lady jokes

The Night of April 1st
> > Defense Attorney:
> > Will you please state your age?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > I am 71 years old.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April
> > 1st?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
> > spring evening,
> > When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Did you know him?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > No, but he sure was friendly.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > What happened after he sat down?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > He started to rub my thigh.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Did you stop him?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > No, I didn't stop him.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Why not?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years
> > ago.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > What happened next?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > He began to rub my breasts.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Did you stop him then?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > No, I did not stop him.
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Why not?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good
> > in years!
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > What happened next?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told
> > him 'Take me, young man.
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> > Take me now!'
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> > Defense Attorney:
> > Did he take you?
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> > Little Old Lady:
> > Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off .
> > And that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard.
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