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Easter Blond Joke



Three blonds (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him

what Easter was.



The first blond said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and

we give thanks and eat turkey."



St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.



The second blond said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and

exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.



The third blond said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So,

tell me."



She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish

festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples

when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung

Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb

behind a very large boulder ...



St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."



Then the blond continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus

comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."



St. Peter fainted.