Looking for jokes...Alabama Farmer!

A man owned a small farm in Alabama .











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The Department of Labor claimed he was not paying





proper wages to his staff and sent a representative





out to interview him.

‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'
demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been
with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and
board.





The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and
I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day
and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about
$10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle
Of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife
occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.