Looking for jokes...Women!!

They were married 65 years even though they hated each other. When they
had a confrontatio
n, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the
night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of
the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because
of the many strange occurrences That took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake.

After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party,
as if there was no tomorrow..

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'aren't you afraid that
he may indeed
be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt
you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down......'


Women…they think of everything!!!!