Looking for jokes..Airplane survival!

Ain't nuttin' but funny, fo' sho!























There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for The
first time.















The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum
hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.















"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.















The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."















The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange
panties." Why you gonna=2
0wear dem?" the others asked.















The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I
be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.."















The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any
panties....."What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.















The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
always look fo da black box first."