Looking for jokes..Seniors

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in KenDade Condo in Miami, are all excited


about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,


and on the way they pass a CVS/Pharmacy.. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:



'Are you the Pharmacist ?'



The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'



Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'


Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'



Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'



Pharmacist: 'All kinds ..'



Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?'



Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'


Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'


Pharmacist: 'Of course.'


Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'



Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'



Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'



Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'



Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'


Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'



Jacob: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.'