Looking for jokes....Little boy vs Priest

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards...
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> The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."
> The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."
> The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."
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> The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
> The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
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> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.