Looking for jokes about Labradors

Three male Labradors , 1 chocolate, 1 yellow, and 1 black were sitting
in a waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation.

The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, 'So why are you here?'

The chocolate Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's' bed.'

The black Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'

Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the chocolate Lab.. They
reckon it'll calm me down.'

The black Lab then turned to the yellow Lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'

The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big
hole in my owner's couch.'

So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquired.

Looks like I'm losing my nuts too'. The dejected yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'

'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. 'Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the
shower, and as she was bending down to dry her toes, I just couldn't
help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away'.

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, 'So, nuts
off for you too, huh?'

The black Lab said.... 'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.