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> HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029> > > > Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the> seventh largest country in the world, Mexifonia, formerly known as> California . > > > > > > White minorities still trying to have English recognized as> Mexifornia's third language. > > > > Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops> and livestock. > > > > **** Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped***. > > > > Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. > > > > Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least> 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. > > > > France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica> . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! > > > > Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported> legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. > > > > > > George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. > > > > > > Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and> reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. > > > > > > 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to> weight loss. > > > > > > > > Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. > > > > Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third> consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. > > > > Senate still blocking drilling in ANWAR even though gas is> selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on> Tuesdays and Fridays. > > > > Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. > > > > Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil> rights. > > > > Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. > > > > New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,> fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January> 2030. > > > > IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. > > > > Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.. > > > > Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want,> then, guess what.... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money,> absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or very very> scared. > > > > > > I Love This Country! > > > > It's The Government That Scares Me! For more headlines hey google it.