trailer park no joke

Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If’ n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

Mitt has a blind trust.

I saw where Mitt Romney has a blind trust that pays millions a year. My luck ,i would get a trust and it would not go blind.

Please comment with a favorite joke

Thanks for all comments even if your a Mexican... for 51 worst pick up lines go here Homer.

Get down

A Vietnam vet told me that more black folk died in the Nam than any other race. I said,what ? The vet said when they would yell "get down"! The black soldiers would get up and start dancing.

Depressed American

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.  They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!