Sunday, August 7, 2011
And they wander why Europe is kicking Americas but in golf
Oh, we use to rule in golf.Was it rap that made U.S.A. SLIP GOLF BOYS?
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Not looking for jokes in D.C. OR spend trillions on other big business in other parts of the world
PLEASE DON'T TAX THE RICH !!! THEY NEED TO CREATE JOBS IN CHINA !!! Is this a joke OR are the 535 clowns in our congress? They do not want to play together or work together.A down grade in credit for a great country WAS be the goal.Next goal digital global money.hOW LONG WILL IT TAKE THE CLOWNS TO CRASH THE dollar?
Monday, July 18, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
Looking for dog and lady joke
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua ..
As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there...we've got the dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua ?!"
As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there...we've got the dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua ?!"
Monday, May 9, 2011
ఒబామా నాట్ యువర్ మామ జోక్స్
Funeral Expenses
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home
for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to
get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?".
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply
can't take that risk"
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home
for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to
get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?".
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply
can't take that risk"
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